{"id":937,"date":"2015-03-30T22:20:51","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T22:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.1000mil.eu\/?page_id=937"},"modified":"2016-03-25T22:25:57","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T22:25:57","slug":"podrobny-navod-na-preziti","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/?page_id=937","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e1vod na p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed 1000 mil pro pomoc"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.PSOVOD<\/strong><\/p>\n

Najd\u011bte ke sv\u00e9mu \u010ceskoslovensk\u00e9mu vl\u010d\u00e1kovi vhodn\u00e9ho psovoda. Upozor\u0148uji p\u0159edem, \u017ee sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed p\u0159edstartovn\u00ed kontroly bude i ot\u00e1zka, zda psovodka nen\u00ed n\u00e1hodou tch\u00fdn\u011b majitele psa! A\u017e tak vst\u0159\u00edcn\u00ed nejsme. To, \u017ee budete pok\u0159ikovat za odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed d\u00e1mou :\u201cJe\u010f maminko, je\u010f!\u201c neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee nechcete vy\u0159e\u0161it rodinnou hierarchii nezvratn\u00fdm, kone\u010dn\u00fdm \u0159e\u0161en\u00edm na n\u00e1\u0161 \u00fa\u010det.<\/p>\n

2.TRASA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Najd\u011bte vhodnou trasu. Ty p\u0159edlo\u017een\u00e9 jsou pouze jakousi z\u00e1kladn\u00ed osou. V\u00a0ide\u00e1ln\u00edm stavu je dobr\u00e9 si nahl\u00e1\u0161enou trasu projet. Nev\u011b\u0159ili by jste, jak za posledn\u00ed rok zlevnily elektrick\u00e9 ohradn\u00edky! Kolik poslala EU dotac\u00ed na kanalizaci a kde v\u0161ude chyb\u00ed turistick\u00e9 zna\u010dky. Kdy\u017e V\u00e1s nenapad\u00e1, pro\u010d zde vypisuji tyto na pohled nesouvisej\u00edc\u00ed data, netrapte se t\u00edm a p\u0159eji v\u00e1m ni\u010d\u00edm neru\u0161enou cestu ve znamen\u00ed optimismu, kter\u00fd je p\u0159\u00edmo \u00fam\u011brn\u00fd nedostatku informac\u00ed.<\/p>\n

3.FOTODOKUMENTACE<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u011bkter\u00e9 \u00faseky jsou navr\u017een\u00e9 tak, \u017ee si ud\u011bl\u00e1me fotografii Va\u0161eho t\u00fdmu p\u0159ed vypu\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm do ter\u00e9nu. Pak nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e \u010dekat zda v\u00e1s p\u0159\u00edroda vyplivne ze sv\u00e9ho l\u016fna v\u00a0p\u016fvodn\u00edm stavu nebo Va\u0161e foto poslou\u017e\u00ed forenzn\u00edmu technikovi, jako podklad pro identifikaci co je ps\u00ed a co je lidsk\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Jin\u00e9 \u00faseky jsou ur\u010den\u00e9 sp\u00ed\u0161e pro reprezentativn\u00ed, propaga\u010dn\u00ed j\u00edzdy. Na tyto lukrativn\u00ed m\u00edsta byli vybr\u00e1ni pouze psovodi v\u00a0podob\u011b vzhledn\u00fdch d\u00edvek!! Pros\u00edm, aby nekazily dojem, pro kter\u00fd byly vybr\u00e1ny, neuv\u00e1\u017een\u011b p\u0159ehnan\u00fdm zahalov\u00e1n\u00edm t\u011bla!! Rychlost a styl j\u00edzdy v\u00a0jejich p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nen\u00ed st\u011b\u017eejn\u00ed vizu\u00e1ln\u00ed efekt! N\u00e1m sta\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e se udr\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0sedle do prvn\u00ed zat\u00e1\u010dky kter\u00e1 n\u00e1sleduje za posledn\u00edm fotoreport\u00e9rem!!! Pak se psa i kola ujme nezaj\u00edmav\u00fd bezejmenn\u00fd cyklista.<\/p>\n

4.POZOR, ZV\u011a\u0158<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ka\u017ed\u00e9ho uloven\u00e9ho zaj\u00edce ulo\u017ete do p\u0159\u00edru\u010dn\u00edho bat\u016f\u017eku!<\/p>\n

Ka\u017edou ulovenou srnu ihned hlaste doprovodn\u00e9mu vozidlu!<\/p>\n

P\u0159i ka\u017ed\u00e9m souboji s\u00a0divok\u00fdm prasetem hlaste pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u00fd stav utk\u00e1n\u00ed!<\/p>\n

P\u0159i ka\u017ed\u00e9m st\u0159etu s\u00a0medv\u011bdem p\u0159ejeme skv\u011blou tra\u0165 a sportovn\u00edho ducha!<\/p>\n

5.DOPROVOD<\/strong><\/p>\n

Na trati mohou doprov\u00e1zet heroick\u00fd team i dal\u0161\u00ed osoby. Jejich po\u010det v\u0161ak nesm\u00ed p\u0159es\u00e1hnout rozumnou m\u00edru srocen\u00ed lidu vyvol\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u00a0nadkritick\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed panick\u00e9 stavy! Nap\u0159\u00edklad v\u00a0Bratislav\u011b f\u00e1mu o Turc\u00edch na Spi\u0161i nebo v\u00a0Praze zv\u011bsti o \u010dtvrt\u00e9 defenestraci! Co se bude o n\u00e1s vypr\u00e1v\u011bt v\u00a0Brn\u011b\u00a0 je na n\u00e1s v\u0161ech!!! Tam je c\u00edl cel\u00e9ho sna\u017een\u00ed. Ten v\u0161ak nen\u00ed v pov\u011bsti o hromadn\u00e9m zru\u0161en\u00ed protialkoholick\u00fdch l\u00e9\u010deben v\u00a0\u010cR a SR s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee chovanci jsou soust\u0159ed\u011bni u v\u00fdb\u011bhu prasat bradavi\u010dnat\u00fdch Brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 ZOO!<\/p>\n

6.POVINN\u00c1 V\u00ddBAVA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kompletn\u00ed povinnou v\u00fdbavu zajist\u00edme my (p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b i v\u010detne zap\u016fj\u010den\u00ed kola nebo kolob\u011b\u017eky). Tzn. nap\u0159. boti\u010dky na psa nesh\u00e1n\u011bjte! Jsou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed nouzov\u00e9ho bal\u00ed\u010dku pro p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed, v\u010detn\u011b prov\u00e1zku, lupy na rozd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed ohn\u011b a pytl\u00edku s\u00e1dry (administr\u00e1tor mi do tohoto textu neust\u00e1le vkl\u00e1d\u00e1\u2026dv\u011b cig\u00e1ra\u00a0\/pozn. admina \u2013 aspo\u0148 p\u00e4\u0165, h\u013ea\u00a0bod 7. \u010dasov\u00e1 rezerva kv\u00f4li zveri a kr\u010dm\u00e1m\/<\/em>). Doporu\u010duji ale zkusit b\u011bhem p\u0159\u00edpravy psa boti\u010dky nazout a p\u0159ekonat by\u0165 jen kr\u00e1tkou vzd\u00e1lenost. Udiven\u00fd pohled va\u0161eho mazl\u00edka nad m\u00f3dn\u00edmi v\u00fdst\u0159elky od Bati na jeho tlapk\u00e1ch pak m\u016f\u017eete digit\u00e1ln\u011b zachytit a ulo\u017eit v\u00a0galerii v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00fdch. Ve dv\u011b hodiny v\u00a0noci, na rozbahn\u011bn\u00e9m palouku, za de\u0161t\u011b s\u00a0ob\u010dasn\u00fdmi vlo\u010dkami, 5 km od nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed sj\u00edzdn\u00e9 cesty, u zran\u011bn\u00e9ho psa t\u011b\u017eko svol\u00e1te veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed koncilium!<\/p>\n

\u2026\u2026\u2026.Maso chutn\u00e1 nejl\u00edp po hladu a postel je nejm\u011bk\u010d\u00ed po t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 cest\u011b\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/em><\/p>\n

7.TIME TRACKING<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nejedeme na \u010das! Jedeme na solidaritu! N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed pojedou 2 hodiny 15 minut, druz\u00ed 5 hodin! O pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u00e9m posouv\u00e1n\u00ed doby startu budeme informovat pomoc\u00ed SMS. Nep\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m velk\u00e9 p\u0159esuny \u010dasu startu, ale i tak mus\u00ed m\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd \u0161tafe\u0165\u00e1k dostate\u010dnou \u010dasovou rezervu pro \u00fa\u010dast. Tj. 1 hodina p\u0159ed startem, 4 hodiny na sportovn\u00ed v\u00fdkon a 2 hodiny \u010dasovou rezervu pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee p\u0159edch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed \u0161tafe\u0165\u00e1k se dv\u011b hodiny kochal v\u00fdhledy, \u010dekal a\u017e otev\u0159ou n\u00e1levnu nebo t\u00fdm potkal srnu, u kter\u00e9 pes nerozeznal, \u017ee nepat\u0159\u00ed k\u00a0nejslab\u0161\u00edm kus\u016fm ve st\u00e1d\u011b. \u00da\u010dastn\u00edky startuj\u00edci po adminovi ubezpe\u010duji, \u017ee se mu s nasazen\u00edm v\u0161ech sil pokus\u00edm na startu odebrat cig\u00e1ra \/pozn.admina \u2013 tak to chcem vidie\u0165! kde ja vtedy budem?<\/em>\/, aby sv\u00fdmi zdravotn\u00edmi p\u0159est\u00e1vkami nezap\u0159\u00ed\u010dinil bezd\u016fvodn\u00e9 me\u0161k\u00e1n\u00ed!<\/p>\n

\u2026\u2026\u2026.Smysl hry nen\u00ed ve v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed, ale ve h\u0159e samotn\u00e9\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/em><\/p>\n

8.MY TO D\u00c1ME<\/strong><\/p>\n

Po\u010d\u00edtejte s\u00a0velk\u00fdm psychick\u00fdm tlakem. Ji\u017e nyn\u00ed jste denn\u011b pozorov\u00e1ni n\u011bkolika stovkami lid\u00ed pomoc\u00ed elektronick\u00e9ho sv\u011bta prohl\u00ed\u017ee\u010d\u016f. A jak je zn\u00e1mo jejich chov\u00e1n\u00ed je jedin\u00fdm empirick\u00fdm d\u016fkazem, \u017ee jsme skute\u010dn\u011b bratrsk\u00e9 n\u00e1rody. 90% pozorovatel\u016f si s\u00a0\u00fa\u0161klebkem mysl\u00ed: \u201eTohle jim nem\u016f\u017ee vyj\u00edt!\u201c<\/p>\n

P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed datab\u00e1zi p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161en\u00fdch psovod\u016f\u00a0 je pr\u00e1v\u011b vzorek on\u011bch 10% prahmoty, kter\u00e1 p\u0159e\u017eila n\u00e1jezdy na DNA\u00a0 Mongoly, Tatary, 30 letou v\u00e1lkou a Vietnamsk\u00fdmi u\u010dni \u00a080.let minul\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed. M\u00e1m na mysli tu za\u0165atost do nemo\u017en\u00e9 v\u011bci ve chv\u00edli, kdy je pot\u0159eba se semknout. Kdy v\u0161ichni dr\u017e\u00ed a t\u00e1hnou v\u00a0jednom sm\u011bru za stejn\u00fd provaz . V\u00a0tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b symbolick\u00fd provaz pomoci d\u011btem a jejich rodin\u00e1m v\u00a0t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 zkou\u0161ce \u017eivotem.<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d se zdr\u017eovat vysv\u011btlov\u00e1n\u00edm Va\u0161\u00ed cesty vesm\u00edrem cizinci, kter\u00fd V\u00e1m nem\u016f\u017ee rozum\u011bt, i kdy\u017e na prvn\u00ed poslech hovo\u0159\u00ed stejn\u00fdm jazykem? \u00a0Nen\u00ed to toti\u017e o slovech, ale citu, kter\u00fd nev\u011bdecky naz\u00fdv\u00e1me srdcem. U\u017e jenom to, \u017ee spolu s V\u00e1mi absolvuje tra\u0165 7 Srdcerv\u00e1\u010d\u016f napov\u00edd\u00e1, ke kter\u00e9mu kmeni v\u00a0Evrop\u011b pat\u0159\u00edte.<\/p>\n

\u2026\u2026\u2026.Jdi do boje vesele, nebo\u0165 mrtv\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed se nesm\u011bj\u00ed, jsou o\u0161kliv\u00ed\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/em><\/p>\n

9.PODPORA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mus\u00edm V\u00e1s zklamat. Dokonce ani v\u00fdkonem na hranici olympijsk\u00e9 nominace Va\u0161e posl\u00e1n\u00ed nen\u00ed spln\u011bn\u00e9. Jestli\u017ee nap\u0159\u00edklad nejmenovan\u00fd spr\u00e1vce t\u011bchto str\u00e1nek ji\u017e n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed ukl\u00e1d\u00e1 v\u0161echny drobn\u00e9, kter\u00e9 neprohulil do sklenice od okurek \/pozn. admina \u2013 do plechovky od piva<\/em>\/ na konto \u0161eku pomoci, nebylo by vlastn\u011b pot\u0159eba \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 don\u00e1tory sh\u00e1n\u011bt. Za tu p\u016flro\u010dn\u00ed neprohulenou sumu mohou d\u011bt\u00ed vyrazit na m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed pobyt ve \u0160v\u00fdcarsk\u00fdch Alp\u00e1ch a je\u0161t\u011b by si mohli do Monaka pos\u00edlat vrtuln\u00edk pro zmrzlinu. Co t\u00edm chci nazna\u010dit?<\/p>\n

Kone\u010dn\u00fd v\u00fdsledek bude m\u011b\u0159en ne \u010dasem, ale sumou, kterou vybereme v\u00a0n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edm p\u016flroce na konto pomoci. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 koruna \u010di cent se po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1! Uv\u00edt\u00e1me ka\u017ed\u00fd n\u00e1pad \u2013 (Pozor! Odm\u00edt\u00e1m v\u00e9zt o p\u016flnoci Pra\u017esk\u00fd orloj do sb\u011brny kov\u016f jen proto, \u017ee netik\u00e1). Mluvte o n\u00e1s ne\u017e p\u0159inesou dal\u0161\u00ed pivo, sd\u00edlejte n\u00e1s v\u00a0modr\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b monitor\u016f! \u010c\u00edm v\u00edce lid\u00ed o n\u00e1s bude v\u011bd\u011bt, t\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u0161ance na \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 spln\u011bn\u00ed mise! Ale pozor! T\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed je Va\u0161e zodpov\u011bdnost!<\/p>\n

\u2026\u2026\u2026.Zapome\u0148 s\u00e1m na sebe, potom si t\u011b sv\u011bt bude pamatovat\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/em><\/p>\n

10.BRO\u017dURKA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Des\u00e1t\u00fd\u00a0bod\u00a0n\u00e1vodu na p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed 1000 mil pro pomoc \u2013 \u201eO d\u016fstojn\u00e9m nakl\u00e1dan\u00ed s\u00a0ostatky b\u011b\u017ec\u016f a cyklist\u016f\u201c vyjde jako bezplatn\u00e1 bro\u017eurka, ur\u010den\u00e1 pro snadn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed orientaci v\u00a0\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed probl\u00e9mu poz\u016fstal\u00fdmi. Ka\u017ed\u00fd \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk ji bude m\u00edt ulo\u017eenou v\u00a0zadn\u00ed kapse tren\u00fdrek spolu se jm\u00e9nem a kontaktem.<\/p>\n

Pozn\u00e1mky na z\u00e1v\u011br:<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

V\u0161echno odte\u010dkovan\u00e9 mi \u0161eptal do kl\u00e1vesnice John Griffith Chaney v\u011bt\u0161ina z\u00a0n\u00e1s ho zn\u00e1, jako Jacka Londona. Kurz\u00edvou doplnil sv\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 pozn\u00e1mky zu\u0159iv\u00fd admin.<\/em><\/p>\n

Jsem nad\u0161en\u00fd z\u00a0toho, \u017ee n\u00e1m Vy ostatn\u00ed, na kter\u00e9 nezbylo m\u00edsto na startovn\u00ed listin\u011b pom\u016f\u017eete.<\/p>\n

Jsem dojat\u00fd z\u00a0Va\u0161\u00ed ochoty a z\u00e1jmu opat\u0159it chv\u00edli radosti mal\u00e9mu \u010dlov\u011bku, kter\u00fd bojuje o sv\u016fj \u017eivot ve v\u011bku, kdy by m\u011bl pozn\u00e1vat jen to kr\u00e1sn\u00e9. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Jsem hrd\u00fd, \u017ee k\u00a0V\u00e1m mohu pat\u0159it!!!<\/p>\n

A POSLEDN\u00cd D\u016eLE\u017dIT\u00c1 INFORMACE! <\/strong>Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1s zbylo jen 10%, \u00a0jak je ps\u00e1no v\u00a0bod\u011b \u010d.8 !!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.PSOVOD Najd\u011bte ke sv\u00e9mu \u010ceskoslovensk\u00e9mu vl\u010d\u00e1kovi vhodn\u00e9ho psovoda. Upozor\u0148uji p\u0159edem, \u017ee sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed p\u0159edstartovn\u00ed kontroly bude i ot\u00e1zka, zda psovodka nen\u00ed n\u00e1hodou tch\u00fdn\u011b majitele psa! A\u017e tak vst\u0159\u00edcn\u00ed nejsme. To, \u017ee budete pok\u0159ikovat za odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed d\u00e1mou :\u201cJe\u010f maminko, je\u010f!\u201c neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee nechcete vy\u0159e\u0161it rodinnou hierarchii nezvratn\u00fdm, kone\u010dn\u00fdm \u0159e\u0161en\u00edm na n\u00e1\u0161 \u00fa\u010det. 2.TRASA Najd\u011bte vhodnou trasu. Ty […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-937","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":53,"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2427,"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/937\/revisions\/2427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1000mil.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}